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To My Dearest,
My colleague, we are like Beatrice and Dante;Dido and Aeneas. As sure as angular momentum is conserved, our professional love will endure the entropy of the universe. Your Barium Enema Films are as moving as Bach's ascending canon. Please meet me wearing only your Thyroid Shield at the Dark Room. We will study your TeleRAD and analyze the composition of barium and gastrograffin.
Secret Xray Tech"